legos
experimenting with all my food
trying not to catch the house on fire
abusing or maybe sexually abusing, or talking about stupid stuff
a little bit of tv and video games, and sleeping
dont forget fighting, I love to pick fights, just not with my friends

MY Xboxlive GamerTag

Everything, I dont feel like naming all of them.

Go Dog Go
Clifford the Big red dog
Cat in the Hat
Green eggs and Ham
Run spot Run
The Death of Every Newborn
How to Know when Your Mother is Attracted to You
Rebellion: Kiling Things That Dont Fight Back
Garfield

calling me dirty names, but dont do it too much or you will hurt my feelings
nice clothes
sexy poses
if you can find my hotspot, you are in for a world of loving, from mc lovin
mostly touching, you know touchy touchy feely

deep voices, just kidding
small dicks
running me over with a truck
throwing kibble at me
stepping on my tail
beating me with a leash, dog still attached, that about sums it up.

Hi, my name is Akeen, that is my real first name but anyway I enjoy meeting new people. Anyway I dont really care what your species is well just to get to the point Im just your average person who has a nack for saying the strangest things, but I just injoy a laugh or two. If you ever would to talk to me, I cant cause my computer is a POS. So I can always send messages. I would love to have a brother but damnit my mom wont do it! Her uterus can take it. LOL. No, wait, thats kinda disgusting, laughing out loud in front of vagina, but why would I be there anyway. Wait why am I typing this stuff, am I talking to myself? Ah is just a habit of talking and typing it, like Im doing now. No mom, I want some cookies damn it. Well anyway, damn how many times have I said well. I need to come up with something better to say than this crap «. Im just not a very talkative person. I just like to lay around and listen to my friends talk. Now if Im in a big group of friends, then I would do some stupid stuff, like the time I ran down the street naked. Yeah the cops really should have known Im the one who did it because it was a white neighborhood and I was the only black guy there. I guess Im just racist against humans. I dont know why, its just one of my hobbies, but if you ever see a guy wearing nothing but white clothes, say this to me discommode and something magical will happen. Ill buy a cheese burger for you magically with my magic dollar. Well just to cut things short, Im just a little wierd on the outside and my intestines quote insides. I try not to offend people, I mean really try, but Im gonna slip up now and then, but hey, I learn from my mistakes, so if I offend you in any kind of way, I dont really mean it. Im just going to sit in the corner and sob in depression. SIGH. But Im going to try to live life the best I can, so if you ever want to talk, just send a message. I wish I had some sort of montage to end this sentence with Well I guess Ill see you some time.