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Can you give more than 100%?
Posted On 04/03/2008 01:42:36 by Noelani_Alida

 

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like
this: 
 
What Makes 100%?   What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? 
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?   We have
all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.   How
about achieving 103%?     What makes up 100% in life? 
 
Here's a little
mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions: 
 
If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y

 
is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26. 
 
Then: 
 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98% 
 
 and 
 
 K-N-O-W-L-E-D! -G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96% 
 
But , 
 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100% 
 
And, 
 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
103% 
 
AND, look how far ass kissing will take
you. 
 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118% 
 
So... one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

 




Viewing 1 - 3 out of 3 Comments

06/03/2008 15:53:47
Wow! I've been getting 103% my whole life! *laughs* Just kidding.


04/11/2008 17:41:34
Tis why i hope to roam my life away....getting away from all that 118%


04/03/2008 07:40:58
Yeah, that pretty much sums up any corporate work anywhere :p
Bet ya bank that there's several people at my job who live by that last maxim.




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