I'm not sure that anyone actually uses this site for anything, but I'm really bored so I thought I'd join in the nothingness.
After years of deliberation, I think I've discovered myself to be an otter.
I have a theory that the more of a critter's life it spends on useless things, the higher it is in evolution. Humans waste pretty much all of our time with self created goals, and really don't have to spend any time hunting or fishing or forraging. So Humans are number one.
Birds are interesting because they are regarded as being extremely intelligent. They can fly, which is like "whoa" in evolutionary terms (flies don't really count because insects are another thing altogether). Birds are so completely evolved, they can waste their time deveolping shiney colors and songs and stuff.
Mammals are cool because of all the intrinsic instincts. I love the whole, "looking after their young" thing. They even look after other creatures' young because they have internally built principals that are like, "I can't just let that poor thing die." Plus mammals are wicked smart and have claws and stuff too.
So after refining myself to a mammal, I fought to figure out what I was. I enjoy the loyalty and team-play canines show, but I can't deny the playful sadism of felines. I thought I may have been a fox, but then I found the more I learned about otters, the more I liked them. Plus I like to swim.
Anyway. I would write more about it, but I got bored of posting here, so I"m going to go do pushups or something for a while. Good bye.