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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him 'Hi... my name is Carmen' She told him. 'That is a beautiful name.' He replied. 'Is that a family name?' 'No' She replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects what I like most.. Cars and men.' 'What is your name?' She asked. He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like
this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little
mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y
Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D! -G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take
you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%
So... one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Okay.. it's been a month and few weeks since FWA 2008. Yes, I made it to
the big city of Atlanta, Georgia!
I met up with jh'Scrud and EvilAng again this year. (Last year was our
first year) It was delightful chaos from the time I entered the hotel until the
time I left. It was nice staying AT the hotel this year instead of another way
across town. Scruddles was primed and pimpin', how could he not be? He had me on
one arm and Ang on the other! Heh, just kidding 'bout the pimpin' part. We were
well behaved, yes we were. And if anyone finds a picture of the Noe Bewbs on the
internet.. well, all I have to say is "I was set up!"
Actually, I'm surprised Ang hasn't posted her con pics here yet. She was
s'posed to. I had planned on making some pics to share, but that didn't work out
well. However, there is good news! I found a few good links on YouTube!
To those who missed it, you missed a great time. Whatever you were doing or
got caught doing could not have been better than what you missed.
Fursuit Dance Contest
Winner : Foxglove
who I thought should have won: NeoPanTyger
Fursuit Parade (Yes, the human Noe was captured on film skulking about
within the crowd. Can you find me? :-D)
By the way.. it's only a lil over 10 months until FWA 2009, and yes, I plan
on being there next year!
They have a few rooms left and you still have 2 weeks to pre-register and save a bit of coin! It will be a purrfect opportunity for FurreFacers, FU Radio-ers, and Furcadians to all meet! Last year was my first Furre Con of any kind and I loved it. I got to meet several Furres I've known for years online and even some new Furres I didn't know until that weekend! I got my room, now just waiting for the next 25 days to pass so I can leave for Atlanta.*BounceBounceBounce* Don't you want to meet me in Altanta?? 
This is in response to Kooky's Blog. i tried to post a comment last night
but when i submitted, it gave me a invalid text error and logged me out. i am
not sure if it took me too long to write it or if i had too much text for the
window. But, with that, and another event, i just gave up and went to bed. i
hope i can remember everything i wanted to say.
Personally, i don't think it's you being dependent. When the one you love
and care about comes back after being gone a length of time, it's natural to
want to spend as much quality time with them as possible at first. It's not that
you doubt their love/caring for you, but you need that positive reinforcement.
Whether it's in just talking about the every day events, cuddling, or loving.
Some need more of this attention than others, it all depends on the individual
and the situation. However, you must also consider, if they've been gone, then
they've missed out on keeping up with their friends as well, so, you should try
to be understanding that they are also trying to catch up on everything!
I thought sites like these were for those who wanted to share as much or as
little info as they wished. This is just a forum for whatever the individual is
willing to give. Odds are if you are a member of a site like this, you already
have a friend or two or six who are members as well, and would like their
input.. and some may even be open to input of a stranger's point of view! So..
be happy, be bouncey, be sad, be mad, be morbid, be weepy... Be whatever YOU
are!
~Noe~
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